ALMOST DARK ROAST

10oz. whole bean coffee

This isn’t espresso for the faint of heart. This is gasoline for your brain, built to rattle your cage and kick the doors off your morning. This blend is jammed together with a bruiser Brazil dripping with chocolate, a Guatemalan heavy-hitter stacked with rich body, and an Ethiopia that crashes in with a flash of fruit like a guitar solo on fire. And then—because polite espresso is boring—it's spiked with a jolt of Guatemala Robusta. More caffeine. More crema. More f'ing chaos. This espresso blend doesn’t whisper sweet nothings. It shouts in your face, slaps you awake, and dares you to take another shot. It’s the kind of cup that fuels all-nighters, loud ideas, and reckless brilliance.

Drink it straight and taste the riot. Or throw it in milk and watch it punch through like a power chord. Either way, this isn’t balanced. It isn’t safe. It’s espresso with a middle finger in the crema.